MICROSLOPSTATUS
Checking Slop...
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Analyzing Infrastructure

Pinging Redmond... please hold your breath.

Microsoft Teams (The Void) PENDING
Outlook (Loading Forever) PENDING
Azure Portal (Oopsie-daisy) PENDING
Billing Systems OPERATIONAL

Community Smoke Signals

Reddit r/sysadmin

Check for the "Everything is on fire" megathread.

Downdetector

View the spikes in real-time user reports.

X/Twitter Search

Live feed for #Microsoft365Outage.